Friday, January 28, 2005

[I couldn't resist posting this! Thanks to Mainstream Baptist for the link!]

Bikini Bottom – In an emotional press conference today, Mr. Spongebob Squarepants divulged for the first time that he is, in fact, a hermaphrodite. “I wanted to keep my sexuality private, but given all the accusations lately that I’m homosexual, I just had to come clean” he stated in a tearful statement. “I’m a sponge, and sponges are hermaphrodites. I didn’t choose to be both male and female, that’s just the way God made me” the cartoon character said.{read more here}
[via I am a Christian Too]

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