Anal-retentive Christian? Relax...

(seen at The Invisible Sun)

"The trouble with folks like Brownie is they hold their life in like a bakebean fart at a Baptist cookout and only let it slip out sideways a little at a time when they think there's nobody noticing. Now that's the last thing on earth the Almighty intended. He intended all the life a man's got inside him, he should live it out just as free and strong and natural as a bird."

-- Leo Bebb in Frederick Buechner's "Treasure Hunt"