Politicians, Thou Art Loosed!

[via Vote Saskatoon]

It seems like "Independent" is the fastest growing party in Canada. I can see two MP's bolting from either side of the house meeting the middle.

Liberal Defector: "I've had enough of these guys, I'm going to join you"
Conservative Defector: "Wait a sec, I was leaving these guys to join you."
Liberal Defector: "You can go if you want but I wouldn't. No one knows what is going on"
Conservative Defector: "It can't be worse than the idiocy over here"
Liberal Defector: "It's not like your leader doctored those tapes"
Conservative Defector: "Yeah, but he doesn't have the good sense to drop Grewal"
Liberal Defector: "You gotta point there. I don't want to go back though"
Conservative Defector: "You wanna sit as an independent?"
Liberal Defector: "Probably the best option, it is that or smiling Jack."
Conservative Defector: "Um, when you put it like that it all becomes clear"