Lighthearted

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.-- Jack Handy

[via Scott Williams]

Love is like applesauce--it's mushy and makes me want to poop.

Two lovers in love are better than three lovers in a love triangle, because two is less than three, and too much love can give you gas.

[via Philosophy Over Coffee]