Since the election's coming soon...

[noted by Al Speegle in The Door Magazine Chat Closet]

Man Claims No Real Interest In The Political Process
Des Moines, IA: Friends and relatives of Chester Glowbridge are becoming increasingly concerned at his apparent lack of concern in the upcoming election. Neighbors also started wondering when he failed to join them in decorating his yard with various posters and signs.

When asked about his stances on the current issues of the day he only commented "Well, I don't know that I really have any. I just read my Bible, and meet needs in the community as I see them. I don't know that I can quite make the connection between Christianity and Politics." {the full thing here}