Doesn't the Religious Right sound like this sometimes?
[to the tune of "I Have Decided To Follow Jesus"]
Chorus:
I have decided to follow Dubya/ I have decided to follow Dubya/ I have decided to follow Dubya/
No turning back/ No turning back
Verse 1:
The right before me, the rest behind me/ The right before me, the rest behind me/ The right before me, the rest behind me/
No turning back/ No turning back
Chorus
Verse 2:
Some think I'm crazy, still I will follow/ Some think I'm crazy, still I will follow/ Some think I'm crazy, still I will follow/
No turning back/ No turning back
Chorus
...and on the topic of Senator Kerry:
[to the tune of "Kumbyah"]
Kerry's wrong, my Lord, Kerry's wrong
Kerry's wrong, my Lord, Kerry's wrong
Kerry's wrong, my Lord, Kerry's wrong
Oh Lord, Kerry's wrong
On abortion, Lord, Kerry's wrong
On abortion, Lord, Kerry's wrong
On abortion, Lord, Kerry's wrong
Oh Lord, Kerry's wrong
About safety, Lord, Kerry's wrong
About safety, Lord, Kerry's wrong
About safety, Lord, Kerry's wrong
Oh Lord, Kerry's wrong
No convictions, Lord, Kerry's wrong
No convictions, Lord, Kerry's wrong
No convictions, Lord, Kerry's wrong
Oh Lord, Kerry's wrong
Not quite mainstream, Lord, Kerry's wrong
Not quite mainstream, Lord, Kerry's wrong
Not quite mainstream, Lord, Kerry's wrong
Oh Lord, Kerry's wrong...
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These are good!
ReplyDeleteNot much to choose from here, huh. Kerry or Bush...Yikes! I think this world is going to have to shake us all off like a bad case of fleas and start all over again.
I posted this at The Door Magazine's Chat Closet, and it even made a Christian Republican snicker! That was great.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what options America will have later down the line. I've seen books that argue that America will be marginalized by it's own doing. I've even jokingly mentioned to someone into "last-days" stuff that it would be REALLY ironic if the Christian president was really the Anti-Christ! *smile* (Of course, someone has thought that too: http://66.135.33.70/bushisantichrist.com/ )