Since Liveprayer is preparing for "Witnessing For Jesus Day" (a.k.a. Hallowe'en):

[from The Door Magazine, Issue #149]

Top Ten Christian Excuses For Celebrating Halloween

10. Revelation monsters make such great costumes!
9. Great time to research next Frank Peretti novel.
8. Only remotely appropriate time to distribute scary Jack Chick tracts.
7. Fun to open door to strangers who aren't Jehovah's Witnesses.
6. Proof that nothing is scarier than "rapture" movies.
5. Using Robert Tilton as a model ensures first place in scariest Jack-O-Lantern contest.
4. Perfect opportunity to try out Jan Crouch make-up tips.
3. Fun to hide in bushes and squirt non-believers with hose.
2. Re-creation of Lazarus' empty tomb scares the hell out of kids.
1. The devil made me do it.

(by Georgia, Michael and Bob Beaverson)